Thursday, June 9, 2011

Inventions of a lazy mind

I had just come back after my daily round through the city, it was a sleepy morning..well for me as on Mondays we usually find people in 'Jaago re' mode running to offices mostly late. I was just going through the motions of shifting gears when a thought hit me, for all the technological advancements is there not anything that would make life simpler ala changing channels on a remote... there are times when i find that too very laborious let alone driving and shifting gears which is totally unacceptable on a sleepy morning like this.
Reaching home in the thoughts of flicking of remotes and one touch technology, my mind rallied through the various application that can be done by just one touch and the lazy me as evident as ever was having a walk in the park as i was imagining every other thing that could be possibly changed by a touch or flick of a button.
That would be heaven. But then i hit the road block my lazy mind reminded me,i had to change my clothes. Why, well that is how it is right you get into your torn T-shirt n track pants when at home feeling relaxed, but why go through the entire process of changing clothes seriously is Chameleon could change its body colour as and when it like cant there be any technology which can be adapted to perform the same. Imagine how this can be the next greatest invention for mankind after Fire,wheel,internet and Reality shows, imagine you put a suit which keeps you cool during summer and shall heat up when its winter and also shall provide as a rain resistant material.
I have drawn out a master plan of what it should have (ya too lazy to think of anything else)
1. It should be a a body suit which can fit all ..so i can borrow anyone else
2. Should have a low waist to show my Ck underwear maybe a small tear on the backside wud do
3. Should be reusable continuously for a year without washing
2. Should have a pocket large enough to carry my half eaten burger and smoothies
4. Should have optional to change from casual to executive to swimwear in just a touch, well it can be like the Lxi Vxi versions in a car (psst...and for a few more thousands you could have an option for going 'baba suit' for those 'moods' moments ....only custom made as per request for both m/f)



Now the question is how to choose colours and style, well it is all preset all you have to do is download an app and then configure it on your mobile and all the leading garment lines shall have their online dresses all you got a do is download and attach and then add to your Dress Cloud as in cloud computing and then just login and press change .... lo-behold you are changed forever, you can change anywhere any time come rain shine or snow, now isint this an wonderful invention all you have to do is keep your mobiles recharged and credit cards ready and just enjoy.On hindsight it seems more effective than i thought, no need of washing the various clothes.

P.s i am still to change...at least i found out how to save energy, no washing means no washing machines and no soap powders and no ironing and when no getting dirty. I just saved the whole world a lot of time and energy i expected this thought to come from my dear friend Rahul but laziness has brought out the genius in me.
But till it is mass produced i have to do what is normally done, change into something else...god its such a hard work especially on a sleepy day...

5 comments:

Red Handed said...

Hahahahah...Seriously whats wrong? :D

Lovely idea though you know...

arun ajay shankar said...

hheheh thanx it was jus an after effect of laziness at its heights

anand said...

so i guess no need to take this cloth off even to bath..;D..

arun ajay shankar said...

chinz this as purely written with u as the role model :P

deepthi mary alexander said...

WOW!!dats quite an idea..will save a lot of time n enerygy...lyk u said, especially on mondays!!! :D